Disabling OnStar in 2020 Chevy Spark

Every time I turned on my Spark, I was assaulted by a loud DING. The notification informed my I was connected to OnStar's 4G LTE network, but I wasn't even subscribed to OnStar. I looked all through the infotainment system's settings and even called OnStar for the solution, but couldn't find it. When I searched for the answer, the pieces were spread across YouTube videos and manuals so I've collected them here.

Find the Instrument Panel Fuse Box

The 2020 Chevy Spark has separate engine block and instrument panel fuse boxes. The engine block fuse box is in the more obvious spot under the hood in the top right corner, but the instrument panel fuse box is inside the cab, under the steering column and to the left.

Identify the Correct Fuse

Refer to the inside of the fuse box cover -- You should quickly find the OnStar fuse in the first spot. Use a non-conductive pair of pliers or a fuse puller to remove it. And you're done!

I'm Tired

I'm tired of technology fighting us instead of working with us. I'm tired of touch screens and excessive subscription services and enshittification.